Hi, slashdot!

Dude. We're famous! Too bad the article write-up calls our paper a "white paper," a term which, for me, carries strong connotations of gradient-bordered, visio-encrusted pdfs in sans serif fonts that use the word "enterprise" more than "and" or "the." For the record, the string "enterprise" appears in our paper only as part of the names of Windows .Net Enterprise and RedHat Enterprise Linux.